“i don’t normally find black gi—”
(via nostresscode)
[death metal scream] GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY
(Source: dirkstridersbraces, via lmedli)
- African Dad: where are you coming from?
- African boy: I went to throw out the garbage
- African Dad: it is 7pm now, you went out at 6:54pm. That was 6 minutes ago. 6 times 2 is 12. There are 12 inches in a foot. A foot has 5 toes, so both feet have a total of ten. I think I have ten ribs. God took Adam's rib to create Eve. Eve is a girls name, and it rhymes with weave, you like girls with nice weaves. So you went to see a girl. You have a girl friend. Jesus Christ you want to kill me in this house.
IM CRYING AT THAT VIDEO
